Standard Break from Life: Archive

A story.

littleelizardbeth: this one time I was at a party and I had a few drinks and it was 4 in the morning and I thought it was a great idea to make breakfast. I mixed up some pancake batter and got some bacon out and the next thing I remember is waking up on the couch with pancake batter on the kitchen ceiling. And so I decided to finish cooking said pancakes and bacon and woke up soaked in...

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Aye dawg, aye. →

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I would rather be a jealous man

Than an off duty cop.

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Best way to get unfollowed:

Post anything related to Benedict Cumberbath whatever the fuck he is.

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Anonymous asked: Iguanas or koalas

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Anonymous asked: Thursday or Jimmy Eat World

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Anonymous asked: Alkaline Trio or Larry Arms

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Anonymous asked: The Doors or Cake

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“YOLNT”

– cats (via alexwoodsaystoomuch)

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put two bands in my ask and I'll tell you which...

Sure, why not?

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Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. Then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe

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